Kitty Investigators of the Feline Bureau of Investigation have set up a Hotline. If you know anything regarding the kidnapping of Denver's Parts, please call:
1-800-MISSING
A Case of Catnip will be provided to anyone giving accurate information leading to the safe recovery of Denver's Missing Parts.
This is a good idea. We are told, by our humans, that these missing parts are not needed and that we will be healthier without them. Are they really telling us the truth or is this an Evil Vet Conspiracy? You know that the Evil Vets can talk our humans into all kinds of experiments and "medical" stuff.
I'm glad that someone is finally questioning this situation. Go for it!
Hi Denver!! We want to find our missing parts too!!! We think humans and Vets conspire against us. Momma had a chili dog the other night. We said "Momma we can has chili dog???" She said "No, the vet said chili dogs are bad for kitties" If they are bad for kitties, then why do humans eat them??????